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Conspiracy Theory

I'd like to explain my religious beliefs. Though I think I should explain what I mean by "religious". Religion is that happy place in the back of your mind that you think about while daydreaming. They are thoughts of your own personal fantasy world, the one where someone is there watching your back to make sure you get through it ok, when really, it's just you the whole time.

Some people retreat to this place too heavily and some even literally believe that this reality and the one in their head coincide precisely. I would like to clearly distinguish myself from these arguably psychotic individuals. What I call religion, some people might call hopes or desires.

That being said, I have logically arrived at the following conclusion. There may indeed be invisible gods watching over us. I will explain why. With the probability of planets like Earth existing elsewhere in the universe being very high, it would reason to say there's a good possibility that sentient beings with the equivalent of human intellectual capacity already exist. By intellectual capacity, I mean the ability to manipulate their environment. Aliens, right?

Referring back to my shell changing procedure, I assume that these species have already adapted a near perfectly efficient form of being. We humans appear to be approaching the Singularity, during which all possibilities will be realized. Given the possibility of quantum teleportation, they would be able to travel anywhere in the universe instantly. They would also be able to manipulate the universe at the most basic levels. In short, they're fucking 1337.

Now that there are gods living among us, what do you think they do? Well, as humans, we raise our young to maturity and turn them loose on society. What if that's what They're doing, too? How far might They go to ensure success? I see it as a game to them. The amount of information the human brain processes is minuscule compared to their processing power. They might even have time to control the thoughts of every human alive. I doubt they would though. They are likely wise enough to know what helping creates dependency. They do not want us to be dependent on them.

It wouldn't take much. A subtle subconscious suggestion to a powerful leader would be enough to prevent global catastrophy. Sometimes I think They take the form of insects and watch us that way. Haven't you ever seen bugs watching you? Bugs don't typically sit and do nothing but look at you. Pay attention and smile for the camera.

Anyway, I will stop there and let you ponder the possibilities. Again, this is just my own personal religion. There is no proof of any of this, and would be ludacris to assume it is true without substanial evidence.

11.27.2009. 01:58

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